I'm typing with my mouth full.

We have done the impossible. We have breached the barrier of childhood and adulthood. We are no longer as dependent as we used to be.

We have created burgers.

Yes, that's right, at 9:30 AM this morning, Marz Meyer and Michael Donaldson successfully created two (2) hamburgers, from scratch.

The process that led up to this is a long and arduous one. Rather than tell it all, I shall summarize it quickly for you; Marz and I were hungry. We hadn't had real food in a while - I since the last time I was at Megan's, and him since his father took him for dinner. In fact, the only food I had on sunday was one-and-a-half pancakes, and a peanut-butter sandwich. Not even jelly. Needless to say, we had been up all night and decided enough was enough - we went to kroger, picked up some ground beef (among other foodstuffs) and returned home to create what is currently now in my stomach - real, cooked burger.

Win.

Spontaneous Nerditude

Everyone already knows that Fox News is absolutely retarded, but this time a corporation actually had the balls to tell Fox News themselves to go shove it.




In Chronological Order, courtesy of Kotaku.com, The Rebuttal.

EA Politely Tells Fox News to Go Fuck Itself

Fox News completely blows off EA; EA not surprised.

Wait for it....

Jack Thompson DEFENDS MASS EFFECT.

Fox News' "Expert" recants her opinion on Mass Effect; Admits she was wrong.

It's about damn time somebody did something about those idiots at Fox News. I don't understand why it's called news - it's blathering falsehoods that conservative families watch, believe, and get worried about.

Seriously. Jack Thompson. I can't even think of someone less likely to defend video games, and he's STILL on Video Games' side.

Family, Friends, and Girl

In a shocking upset, I actually beat Marz at Scrabble yesterday/early this morning. I most certainly did not see it coming, and yet it came. Rematch pending.

Megan's still amazing. Nothing new.

Turns out my mother got herself into another accident. This is not usually notable, but it happened the day after I mentioned to my friends that my mom gets into accidents all the time. Funny how life reinforces my statements, eh? Sister bruised her knee; I told her to tell people she got the bruise in the War.




Seriously. Jack Thompson. Why are you so stupid, Fox News?