One of these days I'll see the noonday sun.

Ever since I moved into this house, my sleep scheduled missed the turn for the worse, and took the turn for the oh-my-god-where-the-hell-am-I?

This has sort of bred a weird topsy-turvy relationship with me and the sun. I've gotten in the habit of waking up around 3-4, when the sun is starting its descent, and only getting to sleep as the sun comes up. That's right folks - go to sleep at sunup, and wake up at sundown. Will be attempting to fix if necessary - I'm in the process of job applications.

That leads me to the other big problem in my life - finding money for things. Currently, whatever money I get is channeled directly into my "Get Michael to Prospect, or Close" fund. It comes with dating a girl that lives just out of TARCing distance.

We at the House on Somber Way think we may have found a solution. Aptera Motors has come out with a new Electric and Hybrid vehicle known as the Aptera (Original, huh?). Among other things, the Aptera boasts a meager average of 300 MPG, ASSUMING you're driving about 200 miles. If you're driving, eh, around 40-60 miles in a trip, you're getting roughly ONE THOUSAND MILES PER GALLON.

Imagine, for a second, what the MPG must look like for that 5 mile drive to work. Either way, filling up that 15 gallon tank and driving nonstop in 200 mile intervals will net you 4500 miles per pickup.

Regular city use will net you 15,000 miles. That's roughly 5 oil changes per fillup.

Oh - and it's only $30,000 new. Anyone want to buy me one? I'll drive you anywhere - but you'll have to cough up a nickel for gas.