Because I thought I ought to.

Right now I'm sitting in front of a glowing screen, at 5 A.M. in the morning, patiently typing out the very first post in what will probably be an intricate collection of classic, babbling nonsense. But sources tell me that if you look close enough, you might yet find a jewel of humor or information in the masses.

Not enough information? Well, here, perhaps this nice little organized, bulleted chart might help!

WHAT TO EXPECT HERE AT PoP!

• Lots of Spontaneous Nerditude. My girlfriend has informed me that there is a difference between "geek", "nerd", and "dork." She's told me like two or three times and I can't for the life of me remember which one's which, except that apparently she's a geek. Either way, if it's got the scent of nerd about it, it will probably show up here sooner or later.
• Random Tidbits About Me. I am incredibly obsessed with myself, and the only thing that keeps me from being an intolerable, egocentric bastard, is that my vanity has somehow formed a symbiotic relationship with my altruism. Therefore, whenever I'm not thinking about me, I'm ignoring me for someone else's sake. Yeah, it's weird for me too.
• Happenings in the House on Somber Way. I no longer live with my parents, and now live with three friends of mine - Marz, Rita, and Melanie. You'll hear about them and me and our house.
• A Girl. Currently, I'm in a relationship with an amazing girl named Megan, and I might accidentally babble nonsensically in my own infatuation about how awesome she is. Deal with it.

In any event, I promise above all to keep you entertained. If I have failed in this endeavour, leave me all sorts of scathing, nasty comments, and I'll hop right back into shape.

Promise.